Where everything is Hallmark and Homos
In a LDR with Thren <33
The things that you'll most likely see on my blog:
~ Avengers
~ Batfam
~ Teen Wolf
~ Supernatural
~ Sherlock
~ Final Fantasy/Kingdom Hearts
~ Disney
~ Various Animes and Video games
~ Shows that I reblog in spurts (Merlin, Doctor Who, etc)
~ Sprinkles/Pretty things
~ And a whole lot of homo
BTW: Feel free to leave a pairing and prompt/setting in my askbox and I'll write a super short drabble for it =)
Female Jason Todd (now someone be my robin)
Sometimes Nol and I put on make up and take selfies at midnight…
~*~Bonus under the cut~*~
Basically whenever I wake up, I’m really tired but unable to go back to sleep and am only looking forward to sleeping later…
My mom took me to afternoon tea as an early birthday present! <3
The lady serving us wasn’t sure if I wanted to wear the birthday crown or not “being 20 and all”
HA
HA
HAHAHA
who the fuck turns down a princess crown
it’s really heart-warming how I basically have to ask every night if I can have dinner with my household
because they never set a place for me and sometimes they “didn’t make enough”
UPDATE:
It was breakfast for dinner.
I had to make my eggs myself, and while I was doing so they started dinner without me
They ate twice as much bacon as I did and still went for the extra two pieces without asking me, and when I began to say something mom was like “if you wanted that you should’ve taken it sooner.” As if I deserved it.
They left me exactly 5 french fries as my portion, and when I said thank you and didn’t put them on my plate immediately they were gobbled up without thought.
I’M NOT KIDDING
I WAS THE CLASSIEST PUNK
LOOK AT THIS SEXY PURSE DAMN
I used to dress really punk (or as punk as I could get away with, with a christian mother and a religious school)
I miss that style
So like two years ago I answer the door in my pajamas and it’s this guy saying he’s there to “fix the heating in the garage” and I legit thought “…is this a start to some porno??”
but he really was there to fix the heating and my mom forgot to tell me.
I brought that up today, as part of my “times I’ve accidentally answered the door/gone outside in my pajamas” and my mom started apologizing and was all “I’m so sorry, I shouldn’t have let them come do that while you were alone.”
They were only there for like 5 minutes to scope things out, but she got really emotional and said, “It only takes 5 minutes”
I snorted and went, “Not if you do it right.”
…She did not find that amusing and is down right horrified and I’m still laughing about it.
btw I did a thing yesterday
an ADULT thing
my mom said that a requirement for living in her house is to get a second job so I turned in an application to this tea shop in midtown
my anxiety is really hoping I don’t get it
my bank is telling me that I really need it
2/3rds of the way done with my novel rewrites
I’m so ready to be done with this fucking thing
I mean, I love it and these characters are my babies and I will write half of the fandom’s fanfiction under a penname when it gets published but on the other hand it’s been a little over 2 years and I want to throw it into a fire and write something else finally (◡‿◡✿)
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
(via remolupin)
I’ve had people knock on my front door in the middle of the night too many times in my life.
Tonight makes it four.
Around 4 years ago or more, my cousin was going through her scene phase and wanted to see if she could be a convincing boy
So we took her make up off and trimmed her bangs and shoved her in two sports bras and then made a fake myspace for “Titus”. (Yes, after FFX, she’s in love with him)
I don’t think you understand
how many girls wanted to fuck her
Hundreds
