Basically whenever I wake up, I’m really tired but unable to go back to sleep and am only looking forward to sleeping later…
it’s really heart-warming how I basically have to ask every night if I can have dinner with my household
because they never set a place for me and sometimes they “didn’t make enough”
It was breakfast for dinner.
I had to make my eggs myself, and while I was doing so they started dinner without me
They ate twice as much bacon as I did and still went for the extra two pieces without asking me, and when I began to say something mom was like “if you wanted that you should’ve taken it sooner.” As if I deserved it.
They left me exactly 5 french fries as my portion, and when I said thank you and didn’t put them on my plate immediately they were gobbled up without thought.
I used to dress really punk (or as punk as I could get away with, with a christian mother and a religious school)
I miss that style
So like two years ago I answer the door in my pajamas and it’s this guy saying he’s there to “fix the heating in the garage” and I legit thought “…is this a start to some porno??”
but he really was there to fix the heating and my mom forgot to tell me.
I brought that up today, as part of my “times I’ve accidentally answered the door/gone outside in my pajamas” and my mom started apologizing and was all “I’m so sorry, I shouldn’t have let them come do that while you were alone.”
They were only there for like 5 minutes to scope things out, but she got really emotional and said, “It only takes 5 minutes”
I snorted and went, “Not if you do it right.”
…She did not find that amusing and is down right horrified and I’m still laughing about it.
btw I did a thing yesterday
an ADULT thing
my mom said that a requirement for living in her house is to get a second job so I turned in an application to this tea shop in midtown
my anxiety is really hoping I don’t get it
my bank is telling me that I really need it
2/3rds of the way done with my novel rewrites
I’m so ready to be done with this fucking thing
I mean, I love it and these characters are my babies and I will write half of the fandom’s fanfiction under a penname when it gets published but on the other hand it’s been a little over 2 years and I want to throw it into a fire and write something else finally (◡‿◡✿)
I’ve had people knock on my front door in the middle of the night too many times in my life.
Tonight makes it four.
Around 4 years ago or more, my cousin was going through her scene phase and wanted to see if she could be a convincing boy
So we took her make up off and trimmed her bangs and shoved her in two sports bras and then made a fake myspace for “Titus”. (Yes, after FFX, she’s in love with him)
I don’t think you understand
how many girls wanted to fuck her