Mer? *stops suddenly with food porn hanging out of his mouth and armfulls of real porn before looking confused and spitting out the food porn* Do you think she prefers gay or lesbian porn? Does she like Robins or should I switch to Harry Potter?
Oh my god keep the porn away from her! If you send her porn I swear to Batman…
But she’s still in her Harry Potter phase…I’m working on getting her into comics. It’s only a matter of time…