same.
I THINK MY HEART WOULD FLUTTER RIGHT OUT OF MY CHEST IF IAN MCKELLEN KISSED MY HAND ASLDKFJADSLKD
ACTUAL MOTHERFUCKING SWOONING WOULD HAPPEN
I WOULD SWOON, OKAY
(via homoeroticismforthewin)
“Hey baby, I’d like to make some weather with you.” ;)
(via thren)
Actual Dr. Bruce Banner on Colbert Report talking about environmental protection and fracking.
Can I marry you?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW, WITH YOUR EVERYTHING AND YOUR FACE
I TAKE BACK ALL THE TIME IN MY LIFE WHEN I WAS NOT ENAMORED OF YOU, FLUFFALO. ALL OF IT. I RESCIND IT AND RETROACTIVELY HAVE LOVED YOU FOREVER.
oh my god Ruffalo you are the actual best
*fans self*
No one in The Avengers is acting.
Gerty is the voice of reason.
That can only mean one thing: impeccable casting choices ;)
ps: Can I marry this man? Can I have one for Christmas? Can I… something that involves Ruffalo?
No one in The Avengers is acting. They actually are their characters.
Stephen Colbert on Oreo’s “Gay” Cookie Agenda
HOW DID HE DO THIS AND KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE THE WHOLE TIME. I LOST IT AT ‘LICKING THEIR CREAM OFF’.
And let’s hear it for the Freaky Molecular Threeway. :)
(via trolithfoxyflint)
(via awkwardbirds)
My favorite part of this? That the guy’s name was Jonathan. You know who it’s a nod to.
Especially the Rabbi part
GOD god fabulous so fabulous
perfectly dysfunctional husbands oh my god
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