Where everything is Hallmark and Homos
In a LDR with Thren <33
The things that you'll most likely see on my blog:
~ Avengers
~ Batfam
~ Teen Wolf
~ Supernatural
~ Sherlock
~ Final Fantasy/Kingdom Hearts
~ Disney
~ Various Animes and Video games
~ Shows that I reblog in spurts (Merlin, Doctor Who, etc)
~ Sprinkles/Pretty things
~ And a whole lot of homo
BTW: Feel free to leave a pairing and prompt/setting in my askbox and I'll write a super short drabble for it =)
Happy Birthday to Akumastrife! I hope you like this though I’m not certain it’s what you wanted. Also it’s kinda bad I’m so sorry I’ll write something else tomorrow when I’m less sleepy. <3
Pairing: JayDami - Aged up / future
Damian had to give Jason credit as he had completed underestimated the older man’s ability to act. When they had first gotten the intel which had led them to the deduction that they would have to play certain… roles in order to apprehend their target, Damian had been apprehensive. After all, while his acting abilities were adequate for such a farce, he didn’t necessarily feel comfortable performing without the one person he would allow himself to go on the mission with. He’d never seen Jason act in the years that he’d known him, not really, so he’d been reluctant to suggest it at all.
Oh gosh it’s absolutely wonderful. It’s really sweet.
And you’re just so thoughtful, thank you so much <3
Title: Zombie Invasions are Boring, Let’s Play Video Games Instead
Pairing: Gen.
Rating: PGjessiecoupe said: ahhh gen batfam during a zombie apocolypse, but like…funny. not tragic.
Snippet: “On the bright side,” Dick says as he shimmies down the building, “You didn’t raise a group of homicidal, raging, vengeful killers and sociopaths so much as you raised a group of emotionally-volatile, obsessive, spiteful vigilantes and paper pushers.”
Title: Baby
Pairing: Stephanie Brown/Damian Wayne
Verse: Caged
Rating: M
Word Count: 1.6k
Summary: Stephanie doesn’t need to be Robin, owning him is more than enough.
mommaursa asked you: Jay and Dami’s first time doing something one of them had reservations about
JayDami spankin’s behind the cut
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I found another fic I had written for Thren, but never posted.
Tiny boyfriends this time, being cute at the zoo <3
Once upon a time Damian took Colin to the zoo. Over in Metropolis. In his private jet (flown by Alfred of course).
(via thren)
Title: He’s a Gary Stu
Verse: Mishaps in Matrimony
Pairing: Robinpile
Rating: T for Jason’s foul mouththanatos-chases-butterflies said: Congrats! <3 Kitchen god Jason for Mishaps in Matrimony please? (Oh god please say I’m not too late)
Snippet: The man, flicks through channels, yells – “If you two love birds don’t finish whatever the fuck it is you’re doing you’re going to miss the start of Up, and you’re fucked if you think I’m going to be coherent enough to explain it to you.”
Jason as the angry, perfect housewife will never cease to amuse me
batfam au where Steph and Jason own a cafe called Bad Robin and Dami hangs around there so much that they adopt him as their mascot and he pretends to hate it but secretly loves it
(via thisbitchassness)
It’s part of a tradition that they’re invested in keeping alive.
JayTimDickDami smut- I am seriously giving you free reign here. ROBIN PILE THAT SHIT UP! 3-sentence AU thing. - anonymous
(Oh my glob, how do people write these on a regular level? Especially with Dick as a participant because not being able to use the word “dick” for genitals is almost killed me. Also: underage stuff with Damian @ 16ish and implied Tim underage stuff before that.)
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darklordavyasked you: JayDick + Damian watching them secretly.
This is a prompt from a HELL OF A LONG TIME AGO, but it’s been sitting in my drafts and I finally finished it today. Sometimes I finish things, yaaaay.
This is with 15-year-old Damian and is, obvs, NC-17.
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The first time, Damian caught them by accident while out on patrol in the lenses of his infrared binoculars. He recognized the outline of their bodies, one friend, one foe, and at first he didn’t realize what he was seeing. It looked like the Red Hood was throttling Nightwing against the side of a building, and his instinct was to rush in to help. But these days, the Hood was on their side, and as much as he wanted an excuse to punch him, he hesitated to see how their conflict would play out.
Title: Two is a Marriage, Four is a Relationship
Pairing: Dick/Damian/Jason/Tim *throws hands up into the air*
Rating: I don’t even know
Snippet: “I don’t taunt you with relationships with other men. I have relationships with other men because you leave me unfulfilled and angry and ready to punch someone in the dick.”
So in respect to that Saturday morning headcanon I did last week, I was thinking of what if—to piss Damian off more—everyone uses Cartoon related passcodes on the group comm with no real reason to do it other then to confuse Damian right off like
Dick: The Moon Princess has been found.
Damian: Who has?
Tim: His power level is over 9000. I repeat: OVER 9000!
Steph: Team Rocket has blasted off again! I think to the east side.
Damian: Are you ki—stop abusing the link, you idiots.
Jason: Hey, guys. DeeDee has found the laboratory!
Steph: Well, that totally WHOMPS.
Barbara: Looks like the city of Townsville is in trouble again.
Jason: Looks like we Gotta Go fast GOTTA GO FASTERFASTERFASTER.
Damian: I swear, they will never find your bodies.
Dick: Lighten up, Robin. What else are we going to do on a slow not.
Tim: What ARE we going to do tonight, Brain?
Steph: The same thing we do every night, Pinkie.
Tim: Oh? And what’s that.
Cass: I believe that’s take over the world.
Damian: -incoherent sounds of RAGE-
Jason: Jinkies, gang! I think I found a clue!
Bruce: Is it to believe in the heart of the cards?
Jason: Only if the ‘heart of the cards’ is your way of saying you’ll finally get me my Exxod card.
Tim: Already have that. I’ll trade you for the Red-Eyes Black Dragon.
Jason: You’ll have to pry it from hands after you send me to the fucking Shadow Realm!
Tim: Are you suggesting what I think you’re suggesting?
Steph: Ladies and Gentleman, it’s time to D-D-D-DUEL!
Damian: -SCREAMS-
KAT I AM CRYING AND SCREAMING
OH JESUS I CAN’T BREATHE HELP
FAJSDL;AJ OH MY GOD
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Bed Time by *xLuneNoire
I love the bat bbys being bros
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