May 2013
doodlesbytara:
hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
Life is not like a tv show
but at least I didn’t die in the first five minutes
moanstone:
Have you ever just had someone tell you something that rips you apart and you can literally feel your chest hurting and your heart is racing and there’s a lump in your throat and it’s just so powerful what words can do just wow words
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My mom likened me to Cruella De Vil when I came home with my new hair
thanks
misandrwitch:
Is This A Kink I Have Or Was This Fic just Really Well Written; an existential crisis in three acts
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acetrainerghirahim:
am I the only person who doesn’t wash their hair every day
cause
when I tell people I don’t wash my hair every day they look at me like I’m some disgusting hobo
I now have Jason Todd hair should I paint a mask on my face I’m really considering it
EVERYONE SAY GOOD BYE TO MY PURPLE HAIR FOR A WHILE
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thren:
Also because I’ve actually gotten several asks about this in the past I’m just going to straight up say if you tell a queer or trans* person that their headcanons to make a character queer/trans* and that they’re wrong for that because the character is “obviously cis” then you’re an asshole.
Like that’s it I made it simple for you you’re an asshole.
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sassygwaine answered your question: Sometimes Nol and I put on make up and take…
WHEN YOU FOLLOW SOMEONE FOR A WHILE AND THEN DISCOVER THAT THEY’RE GORGEOUS \O/
YOU STOP THAT
(/w\)
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tumbledore-:
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
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snorlaxatives:
99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
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zombres:
convolutedtrainofthought:
Irene wasn’t fridged
Irene wasn’t a victim
Irene wasn’t a generic love interest
Irene beat Sherlock
Irene took everyone’s preconceived notions of gender in criminals and lit them on fire
Irene was a completely unrepentant HBIC
Irene (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
#and joan beat irene
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I Can Only Sleep Facing the Doorway (1062 words)... →
darciepinder:
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Allison Argent/Scott McCall/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Allison Argent, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf), Stiles Stilinski Additional Tags: improperly negotiated kink, Anxiety Disorder Summary:
Anxiety and Sex is sometimes a problem.
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Max shrugged and slid down beside her. “There’s nothing we can do about it. They’re more equipped to handle boss battles, anyways.”
“Don’t you ever get tired of being at the bottom all the time?” Gabby asked.
HA HA AHAHAHA *whispers* don’t be stupid Gabby, Max was born to bottom okay you don’t know what you’re talking about
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citrusshrimp:
lakidaa:
drparisa:
people who like my OCs
people who know who my OCs are
people who know that I have OCs
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“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”
“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”
“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”
“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
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darrenstummy:
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
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slett:
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ibecameacat:
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
They’re called people who happen to have vaginas.
Not everyone who has one is strictly female identifying.
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Basically whenever I wake up, I’m really tired but unable to go back to sleep and am only looking forward to sleeping later…
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
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sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
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mewtoot:
i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that
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